Long time ago when people still didn't knew what is BC2 a boy was born, a healthy boy we
must say. He was born in one of those deep Afganistans caves. He was a special baby, he
had 1 meter long beard right after he came out from his mothers womb, everyone was
soo happy that they were celebrating for a whole 30 seconds, after that they went
to clean thier Kalashnikovs. His grandpa name was Osama Bin-Bat-Man-Ste-Fan-Fuc-K-Me Laden,
they gave a boy cute name, Acid cause when he spit on something it melted
right away, later he boasted that he never cleaned his teeths, well anyway he was his
grandpa favourite grandson. At age of five he was trained by the best for example
Pedobear
(he teach him how to do IT)
and of course the Raptor Jesus
He became tough and very skilled, the force became strong in this one his grandpa said.
As he became age of six he started to train with wild boars found in the deep caves,
he even used to tame them and make them fight on the Colosseum with beetles
and ants, he made good money on it.
Pedobear told him to train with
his girlfriend, she was very skilled with machineguns, but one day it turned out
she cheated
Pedobear and he took his friends to raid her hideout
it was then when he got fascinated with weapons, when he saw her shooting
he thought it was like magic, she killed every one last
Pedobear
Soon after she left the cave to find a reason to leave...
Acid later found out that she became a
loli battle machine
He started training with guns for a couple of years, he was getting better and better
But one day when he was on a trip to Alaska with his grandpa he met one guy
His name was Montana...
To Be Continued...
